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« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2008, 09:04:17 PM » |
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[22:22] <reventlov> a power ranger has gone bad!!! / he sure deserves a slap!!! / cuz they stand up for truth and justice!! / an' all that kinda crap!! / he broke his ranger promise!!! / he broke the feckin' law!!!! / he used his power for evil / some one should jack his jaw!!! / them other power rangers / will count him as a 'fail' / and theyll make sure he spends his life / cooped up in some ruff jail / so...
[22:22] <zeitgoo> joom szzy
[22:22] <reventlov> ...let that be a lesson / to all whose readin' this / obey yer power ranger vows / and do NOT take the piss / and while were feckin at it / just listen now to me / ya murder folks - we lock ya up / an' throw away the key
[22:23] <zeitgoo> uh oh
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« Reply #13 on: October 22, 2008, 05:23:50 PM » |
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[20:31] <reventlov> jojo is a vampire!!! / keep her from the sun!!! / we wouldnt wanna lose her/she gives us lotsa fun / she bites some necks from time to time / but otherwise shes allright!!! / so unless ya wanna lose her / turn off that feckin' light!!!!
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« Reply #14 on: July 15, 2009, 05:29:12 PM » |
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<@reventlov> ya kin call him jehovah or allah / he answers to many a name / he really don't mind what ya call him / he ingnores all them words just the same / hes a silly old fart with a long hairy beard / and folks pray to him with some persistance/ but he answers nobody which just makes my think / that hes fiction and has no existence I sure did miss these  |
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« Reply #15 on: July 15, 2009, 05:33:06 PM » |
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<@reventlov> there wuz an ol' fecker called god / who was hungry, an' cooked up some cod / but he quickly turned vicious / when five loaves an' two fishes / were pinched by his son - what a sod!!!!
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« Reply #16 on: July 15, 2009, 06:18:10 PM » |
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<@reventlov> if ya eat a lotta apple seeds / an fill up yer inside / yer belly will be full of / cysnogenic glycoside / so dont eat feckin apple seeds / they are not good fer you / they'll make ya feel so nauseous / you'll howl an' puke an' spew / jest recall dat woman / who ate 'em whole an' died / the feckin' things fermented / she had cider inside 'er inside!@!
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« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2009, 03:46:42 PM » |
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<@reventlov> dere once wuzza pair of young pandas / who were bored an' had nothin' to do/ they were watched every second by science type guys / who had caught them to put in a zoo / the science guys hoped they'd be breedin' / cuz pandas are rare, they're too few / but dem lazy lil bastards werent horny / so they sat down an' ate more bamboo
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« Reply #18 on: October 03, 2009, 07:15:18 PM » |
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omg rev,,,ya poetry is ace,,,i now feel that mine are rubbish lmao.
To the Laird, from Paul, from a pro a man from cape anker,,,caught syph,gonnorea,clap and canker, in addition to crabs, he had scabs on his tabs,,, so, he sent her a postcard to thank her. lol. nothing to do with me rev,,,,that was Paul lol
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« Reply #19 on: October 04, 2009, 07:58:34 PM » |
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LMAO @ Paul!!!
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